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When I Look at You, I See Money
When I look at you, I don’t see a man. I see function. A purpose. A walking wallet that exists to please me. You think you have a name, an…
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‘‘You are in the top 0.8% of all wishlist creators in terms of gifts received.‘‘
They must love me and I must love Throne Gifts. There’s just something about them that hits differently. I’m joking I love them all I love waking up with money…
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Oh Look, I’m Traveling Again
Surprise surprise I’m traveling again. I know. Shocking. Apparently I prefer my cappuccino with a view over scrolling through drama for free. If you’ve been here you already know I…
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I’ll Never Spend Money to Impress Slaves
I will never understand this obsession with showing off online. Why would I spend money just to impress slaves? Why would I buy a Gucci bag, take two pictures, and…